. bimbo .

definition of a bimbo:

from Oxford dictionary  -->   an attractive but unintelligent or frivolous young woman.

from Dictionary.com  -->  an attractive but empty-headed young woman.

CASE SCENARIO:  (based on a true story)

 Day : Saturday

W was bored, so she texted L.

W  :  hoi, anyone booking u yet today or not? jom kuar, i wanna go watch movieeeeee!!!

L  :  not yet . yeay!!

W  :  yippee!! i wanna watch 'INSIDIOUS' coz my friend says it's a thriller worth watching. pastu boley gi karokkkk!

L  :  okay.

Place : shopping complex in KL.

Time :  after pigging out at TGI Friday's and after singing our lungs out and after 2 rounds of Daytona racing and after 2 rounds of basketball dunking at the arcade. 

W  :  eh, dah 6:45, jom gi nengok movie.

L  :  jommmm. adoi kaki aku cramp pulak main basketball.
(helloooooo, we weren't even playing real basketball! it was just a moving net and we were just aimlessly throwing the balls into the hoop. see, my sister is so smangat till she got leg cramps. hahahaha)

Seated comfortably in the cinema.

W  :  ish cepat la startttt.  (excited coz dah lama tak tengok movie)

L  :  betol ke cite ni best weh?

W  :  tah. member aku yang cakap. tengok je la. ok ok intro dah start.  uuuuuuuuuu  'suspen' nyeeee lagu intro die.

L  :  haha bodoh.

eerie (but actually kinda irritating) intro song plays for soooooooooo long.

a scary nenek's face comes into focus on the screen.

L  :  weh jap....jap!  weh aku dah tengok la movie nihhhhhh!

W  :  woiiiiiiiiiiiii!!! bongok la kau niiii!! why tak bagitau awal-awal! kau ni memang dah nyanyok ke? just now kan i showed u the iklan for this movie, didn't u recognise the boy's face on the posterrrr????  URGHHHHHHHHH

L  :  tak prasan la! the boy isn't even in that many scenes! aku tengok muka nenek tu baru aku teringat la.  (continues laughing to herself)

W  :  urghhhh. yelatu. bongokkk bukan nak cakap! takpela ko tido je la, biar aku yang tengok! (continue to be bengang)  anyway, best tak cite ni?

L  :  best, best.

irritating intro song ends.

1st scene comes up, focusing on a woman's sleeping face)

W ( thinks to herself )  :  wow, her face is so full of freckles and yet it's attractive to look at. 

camera zooms out slowly , snoring sounds are heard.

W (thinks to herself)  :  hey, wait a minute. why do i feel like i'm having dejavu???? dammittttttt, it can't be!!

woman wakes up and walks down the stairs.

W :  weh L, fuck laaa aku pon dah tengok cite ni la! ko tengok eh, jap lagi anak kecik die masok, 2-2 pakai baju sama,

L  :  hah?

W  :  btol laaa. ko tengok je la jap lagi. f*ck laaaaaa f*ck !!!!!!!!!! 

woman sits on the floor of her new home and flips through albums.

her son walks in and they are wearing the same exact pyjamas with monkeys and bananas! 

L  :  huh! damnnnnnnnnnn btol la weh! camne ko boley ingat part pyjamas same ni pulak???

W  :  i dont knowwwwwwwww!!!! arghhhh tensionnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 ( both bimbos start laughing uncontrollably like crazy people, while taking huge gulps of air trying desperately not to burst out laughing in a cinema full of people watching a horror movie ) 

L laughs while sinking lower and lower into her seat.

W  laughs till tears start running down her cheeks.

W  :  Weh bodo laaa! now what???

L  :  mane aku tau. hahahahaha. tu la, panggil aku NYANYOK lagi!

W  :  bile plak aku tengok movie ni ngan ko dowh?

L  :  ade la, kat umah aritu kan kite balik cuti. pirated DVD tuuuuu

W  :  f*ck weh, aku dah smangat gile nak tengok movieeee!!! urghhhhh!! tension gile, jom ah blah.

L  :  are u serious? membazir dowh duit kau. 26 ringgit tuuuuu

W  :  then? takkan nak tengok lagi skaliiiiiii!!! uwaaaaaa, duit akuuuu, baik aku gune untuk nyanyi lagi 26 lagu mase karok tadiiii!!

L  :  hahahahaha

W  :  jom la, let's go!  urghhhhhhhh!

both L and W get up and get out of the hall.

ticket collector outside  :  eh? kenape ni?

L and W  :  tak jadi tengok!

ticket collector literally burst out laughing :  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

( he must have probably thought that we chickened out coz we were pengecut!
so NOT okayyy! )

so i went back,
disappointed,
and with another unforgettable bimbotic experience.

oh well, i guess everyone has their own bimbotic moments once in a while, ey.
;)