definition of a bimbo:
from Oxford dictionary --> an attractive but unintelligent or frivolous young woman.
from Dictionary.com --> an attractive but empty-headed young woman.
CASE SCENARIO: (based on a true story)
Day : Saturday
W was bored, so she texted L.
W : hoi, anyone booking u yet today or not? jom kuar, i wanna go watch movieeeeee!!! L : not yet . yeay!!
W : yippee!! i wanna watch 'INSIDIOUS' coz my friend says it's a thriller worth watching. pastu boley gi karokkkk!
L : okay.Place : shopping complex in KL.
Time : after pigging out at TGI Friday's and after singing our lungs out and after 2 rounds of Daytona racing and after 2 rounds of basketball dunking at the arcade.
W : eh, dah 6:45, jom gi nengok movie.
L : jommmm. adoi kaki aku cramp pulak main basketball. (helloooooo, we weren't even playing real basketball! it was just a moving net and we were just aimlessly throwing the balls into the hoop. see, my sister is so smangat till she got leg cramps. hahahaha)
Seated comfortably in the cinema.
W : ish cepat la startttt. (excited coz dah lama tak tengok movie)
L : betol ke cite ni best weh?
W : tah. member aku yang cakap. tengok je la. ok ok intro dah start. uuuuuuuuuu 'suspen' nyeeee lagu intro die. L : haha bodoh.
eerie (but actually kinda irritating) intro song plays for soooooooooo long.
a scary nenek's face comes into focus on the screen.
L : weh jap....jap! weh aku dah tengok la movie nihhhhhh!
W : woiiiiiiiiiiiii!!! bongok la kau niiii!! why tak bagitau awal-awal! kau ni memang dah nyanyok ke? just now kan i showed u the iklan for this movie, didn't u recognise the boy's face on the posterrrr???? URGHHHHHHHHH
L : tak prasan la! the boy isn't even in that many scenes! aku tengok muka nenek tu baru aku teringat la. (continues laughing to herself) W : urghhhh. yelatu. bongokkk bukan nak cakap! takpela ko tido je la, biar aku yang tengok! (continue to be bengang) anyway, best tak cite ni?
L : best, best.
irritating intro song ends.
1st scene comes up, focusing on a woman's sleeping face)
W ( thinks to herself ) : wow, her face is so full of freckles and yet it's attractive to look at.
camera zooms out slowly , snoring sounds are heard.
W (thinks to herself) : hey, wait a minute. why do i feel like i'm having dejavu???? dammittttttt, it can't be!!
woman wakes up and walks down the stairs.
W : weh L, fuck laaa aku pon dah tengok cite ni la! ko tengok eh, jap lagi anak kecik die masok, 2-2 pakai baju sama,
L : hah?
W : btol laaa. ko tengok je la jap lagi. f*ck laaaaaa f*ck !!!!!!!!!!
woman sits on the floor of her new home and flips through albums.
her son walks in and they are wearing the same exact pyjamas with monkeys and bananas!
L : huh! damnnnnnnnnnn btol la weh! camne ko boley ingat part pyjamas same ni pulak???
W : i dont knowwwwwwwww!!!! arghhhh tensionnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
( both bimbos start laughing uncontrollably like crazy people, while taking huge gulps of air trying desperately not to burst out laughing in a cinema full of people watching a horror movie ) L laughs while sinking lower and lower into her seat.
W laughs till tears start running down her cheeks.
W : Weh bodo laaa! now what???
L : mane aku tau. hahahahaha. tu la, panggil aku NYANYOK lagi!W : bile plak aku tengok movie ni ngan ko dowh?
L : ade la, kat umah aritu kan kite balik cuti. pirated DVD tuuuuuW : f*ck weh, aku dah smangat gile nak tengok movieeee!!! urghhhhh!! tension gile, jom ah blah.
L : are u serious? membazir dowh duit kau. 26 ringgit tuuuuu
W : then? takkan nak tengok lagi skaliiiiiii!!! uwaaaaaa, duit akuuuu, baik aku gune untuk nyanyi lagi 26 lagu mase karok tadiiii!!
L : hahahahaha
W : jom la, let's go! urghhhhhhhh!
both L and W get up and get out of the hall.
ticket collector outside : eh? kenape ni?
L and W : tak jadi tengok!
ticket collector literally burst out laughing : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
( he must have probably thought that we chickened out coz we were pengecut!
so NOT okayyy! )
so NOT okayyy! )
so i went back,
disappointed,
and with another unforgettable bimbotic experience.
disappointed,
and with another unforgettable bimbotic experience.
oh well, i guess everyone has their own bimbotic moments once in a while, ey.
;)
;)